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There's a cancer in football. It's called Wives And Girlfriends.........

Footballers' wives and partners, in themselves, aren't a problem. But some these appendages are under the misguided premise that they are as important to the media as their husbands/boyfriends are?

Take Peter Crouch and Abigail Clancy. I love Crouchy, I wouldn't have sold him. From what I've heard he's your regular guy. Jayne and the kids once met him at a function. Said he was lovely.

Ms. Clancy was a different tale. Jayne reports Clancy was rather hacked off that she wasn't the centre of attention and snarled rather madly at everyone.

It's no wonder Peter's gone and strayed elsewhere. What right-minded person, male or female, wants to be with a partner who's only in it for themselves? Clancy would never in a million years looked at Crouch if he wasn't a famous footballer.

What a mad bitch. And we have a sorry situation now as these women are considered "role-models" by impressionable female teenage youth.

There is a train of thought that suggests that a person should grab all they can while they can. But one must have a sorry over-inflated ego to believe that's the way to go through life.

Ms.Clancy should stop whinging and go back to/carry on stripping in lads' mags for as long as her body lets her.

And let the rest of us admire Peter Crouch's football skills, and the added bonus that he sacked the demented cow off!!!