venue

Another thing about the wedding.......

We've booked our reception venue. It's a local Conservative Club.

Yes, I know what you're thinking. And I think the same too. But it's cheap, and gives me plenty of material for my wedding speech. Which I would like to go like this.......

"Well, it's a real pleasure for an ardant Communist such as myself to be standing here today in such a bastion of the capitalist agenda. I've suffered for my politics, now it's your turn.

You may wonder why I'm standing on this podium wearing dark glasses. The thing is, if it's good enough for Kim Jong-il, it's good enough for me...etc, etc....."

So now y'all know. Life is too short to be small, as the great Neil Innes once told me. I'm still briefly alive.