United

Very simple victory today against a truly awful Manchester United.

What confuses me is how United are top of the league? Because they're the worst MUFCPLC side I've seen in over 20 years. Mind, I suppose the fact they're still top of the table shows how bloody woeful the rest of us are.


But credit to us - we maimed these bastards today. There are those who will point to the absence of Vidic and the over-rated Ferdinand as reasons to United's loss. Nonsense, we were just the better side. Better organised. Just better.


Dirk Kuyt is a true unsung hero this season. His work-rate is phenomenal, and he bagged the easiest hat-trick of all time today. But the Man Of The Match was the outstanding Luis Suarez. His movement was just too much for a ragged United. The replays of his John Barnes impersonation - taking four defenders out inside the 18-yard box - will be richly deserved.


I still think we're too off the pace to trouble the top four. And I'm still resigned to the fact that the Manc Scum will probably win the title again before we do. But days like this provide a well-earned rest-bite from probable future events.