clegg

This is Nick Clegg. He used to be leader of a harmless political institution called the Liberal Democrats. Sadly, Nick's lust for power, allied with a massive ego, has joined him and his party up in Government with a dangerously right-wing Conservative administration. Nick's now the Deputy Prime Minister. Well, tickle my tits with sugar........

For the last couple of hours I've been trying to convince myself that this coalition between the Tories and Lib-Dems will curb many of the former's political ambitions. But I take no heart from this morsel of restraint. Chances are that the Tories will, before this Parliament's out, stitch Clegg and friends up good and proper. And you know what? They deserve it.

Nick Clegg has done a deal with the Devil. He's sold out the working classes' aspirations for a fairer slice of the cake by aligning his party with the Conservatives tonight. He's condemned the poor and needy to at least five years of uncertainty and financial struggle. He's pissed all over the good and the decent sections of his party's membership and voters who would never, ever in a million years go into Government with their political and ideological opposites.

It's a bad, bad day for Britain.