vandals

Taken from this week's "Crosby Herald".....

VANDALS have covered Conservative campaign boards in foul language and faeces.

Oh, that's a shame.......

Last weekend billboards in Crosby, Hightown and Thornton were defaced with swear words and obscene sexual comments about prospective parliamentary candidate Debi Jones.

If I had a face like a slapped arse, I'd be making "obscene sexual comments" about myself too......

Yesterday morning Cllr Jones discovered that a further two billboards, opposite Jospice, had been targeted, with one being covered in faeces.

Why don't they just say "shit" instead of "faeces". What does it mean? I'm sorry, I was educated under a Tory Government in the 1980s, so the cut-backs then mean I'm as thick as pig-faeces now......

Cllr Jones described the vandalism as “disgraceful”. She added: “It’s getting very personal and very nasty. This is an election, not a witch- hunt.”

It is not the first time that Cllr Jones’s billboards have been targeted. During the 2005 election a man was fined for defacing one of her posters. And on the day of the local elections in 2006, her house was broken into and vandalised, although nothing was stolen.

Cllr Jones said: "It is sad that in a democratic election people feel that this kind of behaviour is acceptable.

The beauty of living in a democracy is our democratic right to deface and deflate the nonsense your bloody stupid posters are advocating, you daft bitch....

“One poster in Hightown was defaced with foul language which parents with young children could have seen in the morning on their way to school.

Young lives potentially shattered hey? Have you seen the abject poverty some children live in? So stop being so melodramatic.......

“Luckily a friend spotted it early on and we took it down. There is a national campaign to destroy and deface Conservative posters around the country, and this really does not put the opposition in a good light."

Vandalising Conservative posters didn't do Labour any harm in the last three general elections. Voting Tory is morally and ethically repugnent, so it's only fair to point this out to the public.......

Cllr Jones said the damage will do nothing to stop her campaign: “It will not put me off, if anything it will make me more determined to fight these despicable people who feel they can win an election through fear.

“I’m not someone who can be intimidated,” she added.

I tell you what, Debi. If you came round to my door, you'd feel rather intimidated if I got stuck into you and your right-wing agenda. Nothing personal, luv. I feel you'd be a good MP, just a tragedy you're standing for the Conservatives, rather than for a fairer society......

A spokeswoman for Merseyside Police said: “We are aware of the incidents and we are taking it seriously and investigating the matter.”

If the Tories gain power, the massive public-spending cuts that will follow will mean it's likely Merseyside Police will not have the resources to follow up a bit graffiti.

May 7th. Vote Labour.