Tuesday 29 April 2014

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Because I'm generally obnoxious and spiteful to all things that don't make sense, here's my critque of "The North West Bus Blog" - run by people who really should be in mental institutions at worst, or in a padded cell at best. The bravado of these "children" is quite astonishing - they'll probably be running the country in ten years time! Anyway, here's their introduction and my snideful shite...

The blog posts at The North West Bus Blog are of an enthusiast based nature. The blog is run and maintained by enthusiasts for the benefit of like-minded enthusiasts, people who are passionate about buses and the current bus scene in the North West of England and North Wales.


"Enthusiasts" really doesn't do these people any favours. They're deranged sociopaths who's best shot of life is to sip happy juice in a quiet room for the rest of their days.

We are dedicated to provide quality up to date blog posts located in one easy to read place. We don't measure success by the amount of noise we make, we believe quality posts that are bursting with relevant information and photographs are, by far, more interesting than a load of drivel no one wishes to read about.



Take note that the majority of "information" they provide is based purely on speculation and rumour derived solely from another website / forum where most of these enthusiasts post on. "Quality" - my hairy Scouse arse.

Our blog posts are primarily focused on the current bus scene in the two large conurbations of Merseyside and Greater Manchester, with feature posts from elsewhere in the United Kingdom. It was originally started in 2009 by Tom Harrison as The Merseyside Bus Blog, readership numbers substantially grew within the first year of posting bus related sightings, news and other related posts.



The readership grew because Tom, the brains behind the operation, got weak-minded social outcast teenage boys, who with nothing better to do than contemplate their belly-buttons, to do most of the legwork while he pulled in the plaudits.

With that Tom decided that after a year of running the blog, it called for some much needed improvements, included the addition of social media pages as well as a new broader title for a wider audience, and not forgetting the introduction of contributing team members.



"Team members" - this isn't a branch of McDonalds???

The North West Bus Blog's second birthday was celebrated by members of the team in Chester in December 2013, we chose Chester as an easily accessible location for many of our members. We celebrated in an English-derived style with Chocolate Cake, Potato Crisps and a good old cuppa as well as a general chit chat about the local bus scene.

Tom chose Chester because it's near to where he lives, and it was up to his philanthropist-chums to make their own way to wherever Tom told them to be. Tom ate all the Chocolate Cake before anyone else got there, and left half a bag of Walkers Worcester Sauce flavoured crisps for the rest of the devotees to scramble over. 

So there we have it. Go see their website at your own peril, and contemplate the world we are leaving these people to take care of...........


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